As a preface, you'll have to imagine this entire joke in the voice of Iago from Aladdin. Buckle Up...
So this guy decides that he's going to Vegas. No special occasion, he just wants to go and gamble and drink and enjoy the many luxuries of Sin City. So he gets there and almost immediately gets loaded and orders himself a prostitute to his hotel room. They ask him if he has a preference of girl. He says "No preference but she had better be your top prostitute!" They send a girl right over and she wants to make sure that she's the best prostitute experience he's ever had. She knocks on the door and as soon as she gets inside she rips her clothes off, lays down on the bed and says "Stick your fingers in my pussy you stud." So he does, already pleased with the quality of this particular prostitute. She moans "OHHH YEAH! Why don't you put a couple more fingers in there big boy?" So he does without hesitating Kersploosh He's knuckle deep on his right hand and she's loving every minute of it. This guy's in heaven. She quivers with excitement and says "Get your whole fucking fist in there" So he does! He's got his whole hand in this woman, he's wiggling his fingers around, he's performing complex gang signs, there's room to spare is what i'm saying. She squeals and screams and says to him, "Get your other hand inside of me." So he does, he just slides it right in there with a wide eyed grin you only see from a kid at Christmas. She says "Yeah that's it big boy, see if you can get them in up to your elbow!" So he does. SPEEELUNK He's all the way up in there now and she whispers to him "Now clap for me." He moves his hands around and tries to find enough room to clap before he says a defeated "I can't...I can't clap."
She smirks and says "Pretty tight huh?"
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