So A Doctor Walks Into A Bar...

As he takes a seat at the bar, he looks up in confusion wondering why he can't locate the bartender and whether or not he should be concerned by the mouse perched behind the bar looking him dead in the eye. The mouse squeaks, "What'll you have, doc?" Taken aback and considering the possibility of hallucinations, the doctor responds, "Anything. Just make me a drink." So the mouse leaves and then returns with a drink. The doctor takes a sip, is promptly disgusted, and spits it all out. "Mouse, what is this drink?"

The mouse responds, "It's a hickory daiquiri, Doc."