Police Respond To The House Of A Man Who Beat His Wife To Death With A Golf Club...

The police begin questioning the Husband, who admits the fight started over his obsession with the game of golf.

"My wife has been up my butt about how much I've been playing golf...golf-this, golf-that...she wouldn't stop and I just snapped and started hitting her with my 3-Wood."

"My god," one of the cops ask, looking down at the wife's badly beaten body. "How many times did you hit her?"

The husband paused for a moment before answering...

"Give me a six."