Four Friends Are Taking A Trip When Their Small Plane Crashes In The Middle Of Nowhere.

Three survive. After a week they have run out of food, so they decide to eat their friend. Arguments break out about who got which part so they decided to go by football teams.

"I'm a Liverpool fan, so i get the Liver" says the first.

"I'm a Hearts fan, so I get the heart" says the second.

"I think I'll pass" said the Arsenal fan.