[NSFW] A Wife Yells At Her Husband...

Wife: "How could you do this to me?!"

Husband : "what did I do?"

Wife: " You slept with my sister, you bastard!"

Husband : "Well, when I went to work she was lying naked on my table and you know she's an attractive woman, what did you expect me to do?"

Wife: "The fucking autopsy."

EDIT: grammar

EDIT: original comic http://imgur.com/OkliuV3