[Offensive] Jesus Is On The Cross...

... and a black guy walks in front of him.

"Hey man, help me out here, take that nail from my feet" Jesus says.

"C'mon Jesus, you know I can't do that, they'll kill me" says the black guy.

"I've been here for 2 days, just help me out. No one's even looking!"

"Alright Jesus, I'll remove the nail..."

The black guy removes the nail.

"Done, Jesus"

Jesus immediately kicks him in the face.

"Get out of here you fucking n*****!"