City Man Buys A Farm...

He is walking down a rural road when he spots a chicken farm. He decides he should purchase a chicken for his new farm. He tells the clerk "I would like to purchase a chicken." Clerk replies "Chicken? We don't call em chickens here, we call em pullits" The city man counters with "Well ok then. I will take a pullit."
The city man continues to walk down the street with the chicken in his hand and he notices a rooster farm. He decides to stop in and pick up a rooster. The city man tells "I would like to purchase a rooster." Clerk replies "Rooster? We don't call em roosters here, we call them Cocks." The city man counters with 'Well ok then. I will take a cock." So the city man continues to walk down the street with the chicken and rooster in hand. He notices there is a donkey farm and decides to purchase one. The city man tells the clerk "I would like to purchase a donkey." The clerk states "Donkey? We don't call em donkeys here, we call them asses and I have only one left." The city man tells the clerk "Great I will take the last one." The clerk informs the city man "Ok but this one is specials. If it stops moving, you have to scratch it to get it going again." The city man is ok with this and walks out with the donkey. The city man is now riding the donkey down the street with chicken and rooster in hand. Suddenly the donkey stops moving. He sees an on-coming car and flags it down. The city man tells the driver, "Can you hold my cock and pull it while I scratch my ass"