Garden With All The Fruits

A king was so proud of his fruit garden that he made an announcement, "Anyone who brings a fruit that is not in my garden, I will marry him the princess and give him half the kingdom. But if the fruit is in the garden, I will shove that in your butthole."

The first guy came with an orange but since it was present in the garden he had to go back with a painful butthole.

The next guy was very confident that the garden did not have a PAPAYA. The kings guard started laughing when they saw him with a papaya.

As they started shoving the papaya in his butthole the man started to cry a lot. But after some time he started to laugh a lot. The guards were surprised by his reaction. The more they shoved it the louder the laugh got. The inquisitive guards asked, "why are you laughing?"

Still unable to control his laughter, he said, " Look at that guy. He's got a big pineapple with him."