I Was Out Shopping The Other Day And I Really Needed The Toilet

I sat down and a guy in the cubicle next to me said;

"Alright mate"

"Erm, yeah" I replied.

"What you up to?" he asked.

"I'm just taking a shit, what are you up to?" I said.

There was a brief pause and then I heard him say:

"Let me call you back in a minute mate, some cunt in the cubicle next to me is answering all my questions".