Relax Silly!

After having sex with the woman he met, the man sat up against the bed board and started to examine the room. He quickly noticed a picture of an adult male on the beside table.

"Um... Excuse me lady who the hell is that? you didn't tell me you had a husband!" The man yelled

The lady gave out a faint laugh and said "relax silly! Thats not my husband..." Before she finished her sentence the man let out a sigh of relief

"That's me before my operation!" the woman finished