Two Swedes Live Across The Street From One Another In A Small Town In Manitoba...

Their names are Ollie and Sven. One morning, Sven is eating his Shreddies for breakfast and looks out the front window into Ollie's yard. Ollie has a sign out front that says "Boat for sale." Sven goes over to Ollie's house and says, "Eh, Ollie, what's this sign here? You don't even own a boat! All you have is this 'ere tractor an' that pickup truck over 'der."

"Aw yah," says Ollie, "and they're boat fer sale."