Recived A Call From The Morgue...

Saying my wife had passed due to a major contusion to the head. The Doctor asked what happened.

Well I was on the tee and my wife decided to set up her ball at the same time. I swung harder than ever and really drove the ball, unfortunately the ball hit my wife in the head so hard that she fell dead and I lost my ball.

The Dr replied, I see, but what I don't understand is the ball in her ass...

Oh, that was my mulligan...