Three War Veterans Were Having A Beer At A Port

They all had other nationalities; one was British, one was American and there was a German. They were having a chat in at a bar just close to the harbour 5 years after the war.

The Brit was telling about how good their motorcycles were. we could drive almost 100 miles on one tank!, said the Brit full of enthusiasm. That's nothing, said the American. Our Jeeps could drive 200 miles on one tank! The German was laughing out loud. Why are you laughing? Tell us about your warmachines if you think they were better, said the American disdainful. At the same time a big Nazi submarine rose from the waters at the port. The submarines hatch opened and the captain appeared from the submarine and screamed out loud: *HEIL HITLER, WO KANN ICH HIER TANKEN! (WHERE CAN I REFUEL HERE!)"