A Man Always Comes Home Very Late At Night And Drunk...

and everyday he finds his wife at the door waiting for him. One time she saw a blond hair on his vest she said " you were with a blond woman you cheater!".So he promised her it won't happen again and got to spend the night in his house. The next day, he comes home looking like usual with a brown hair on his vest, his wife goes crazy and he manages to calm her down. Same thing next day when he comes home with a red hair on his vest. One day he came home with no hair on his vest. But his wife decided this was it! when she was asked why she said "i'm sure he's been with a bald woman"