Suddenly they were overtaken by howling tribespeople. They were clubbed and dragged away, only to find themselves kneeling before the tribe's leader, Punjawa.
Punjawa looked them over and said "Western devils, on this day I grant you each a choice. Shall you prefer the Dance of Punjawa, or death?"
The rabbi looked up and said "I am not afraid of your tribal customs! Yahweh will accept me no matter what upon his return! Dance, Great Punjawa! Dance!"
Punjawa immediately stood up and bellowed "DANCE OF PUNJAWAAAA!" and suddenly pounding footsteps could be heard all around. 40 tribesmen, falling over one another and foaming at the mouths were upon the rabbi in seconds, bearing down on him as if they were wolves and he were raw meat. The rabbi could do nothing but gurgle as the men entered him from all angles.
After what seemed an eternity, contented moans could be heard from each man in succession, and they left the rabbi laying motionless in the dirt, bloody, covered in ejaculate, and crying softly. Punjawa snapped his fingers and they carried him away to be tended to by medicine men.
Punjawa looked back to the priest and monk with questioning eyes. The monk, having watched the whole atrocity, bowed his head before Punjawa and softly said "I love my life and should wish to continue it. Dance upon me if you must."
Punjawa again rose up quickly and bellowed "DANCE OF PUNJAWAAAA!" and as if overtaken by a trance, the 40 men whipped their heads around and closed in on the monk. Other men who had returned home from hunting for the day also joined in the fracus, pushing their way in through the crowd to get at the monk and taste the forbidden fruit.
After what seemed an even longer time, each man had his fill and left the monk laying motionless in the dirt, bloody, and covered in ejaculate. Punjawa snapped his fingers and they carried him away to be tended to by medicine men.
Punjawa looked at the priest who had been praying the whole time and asked "Well? What do you choose?"
The priest took one look at the growing crowd of men around him and said "Fuck that shit, kill me." To which Punjawa said "Sure. But first, DANCE OF PUNJAWAAAA!"
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