Brilliant Puns

1. A man who wants a pretty nurse, must be patient.

2. A man who leaps off a cliff, jumps to conclusion.

3. A man who runs in front of a car, gets tired; man who runs behind a car, gets exhausted.

4. War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.

5. A man who drives like hell, is bound to get there.

6. A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a tiger wood!