Choose Wisely..

A Catholic priest, an Imam and a Buddhist monk were arguing who's Religion is the true Religion. The Imam said, "to prove this let us jump off a cliff and call out to our god and whoever gets saved has the true Religion. I believe my religion is the truth so I will go first!"

The Imam jumps and yells, "Allah! Allah! Allah!" Nothing happens and he falls down to his death.

Next the Buddhist monk goes and yells, "Buddha! Buddha! Buddha!" Suddenly, the giant right hand of Buddha appears and catches the monk and sets him down safely.

The Catholic priest was astonished. "This cannot be right! I will prove that my religion is the true one!" He jumps off the cliff and yells, "Jesus! Jesus! Jesus!" Halfway down he realized nothing is happening so he quickly starts yelling, "Buddha! Buddha! Buddha!" Then Buddha's giant right hand appears to catch him. The priest breathes a sigh of relief, "WHEW! THANK GOD!!!" Then Buddha's giant left hand appears and squashes him.