Yo Mamma Is So .....

Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"

Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she can't fit in a chat room.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, they use her face to make animal crackers.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.