3 Cowboys Are Sitting Around A Campfire...

...and talking about how tough they are. The cowboy from Arkansas says, "I'm so tough I once russled a bear with my bare hands". They all look kind of impressed. Then the cowboy from New Mexico says, " T'aint nothin. I once stopped a stampede of cattle using a piece of straw, a pinecone and my bare hands." This is obviously impressing the group. The first 2 cowboys look over at the cowboy from Texas, waiting for his tall tale.

The cowboy from Texas doesn't say a word. Just keep stirring the coals of the fire with the tip of his penis.