Three Men Are Hunting Off The Coast Of Africa When They Get Captured By Cannibals..

They tell the men, we will use your bones for our weapons and your skin for out canoes... Choose how you would like to die...

Man one replies.. Give me a gun and proceeds to shoot himself in the head

Man two says: "give me a sword" and stabs himself through the stomach and dies with honor.

Man three says: "give me two forks" and begins stabbing himself repeatedly all over.

Bewildered, the cannibals cry "what on earth are you doing!?"

Man three replies: "fucking up your canoes bitch!!"