A Reporter Is Interviewing An Old Shepherd...

The reporter asks, "Can you tell me about a special day working with the shepherds?"

The shepherd thinks for a bit and finally replies, "One day one of the sheep got lost in the woods. We spent three whole days looking for the sheep as a team. Then, when we finally found it, we all got together and fucked it all night long. It was a great day."

The reporter, a little taken back, says in reply, "Well, I can't put that in the interview. It's a family newspaper. Maybe instead tell me about a very bad day you had?"

The old shepherd thinks for a moment. He looks sad and says, "Well, one day, I got lost..."

(It's an old Czech joke I have learned. You are supposed to specify a certain kind of Slovak shepherd, but I don't know the word. If anyone knows it please say!)