An Old Man And Woman Meet At A Nursing Home And Decide To Get Married...

The nursing home doctor suggests they each get a physical before tying the knot.

The doctor examines the woman first. When the man comes in, the doctor tells him, "before we begin, I should tell you that your fiancee has acute angina."

"I know, doc. I've seen it several times already. That's why I'm marrying her!"