A Bus Full Of Jews Was Broken Down Nearby Small German Town.

It was sightseeing tour to Auschwitz concetration camp.

Bus driver walked to nearby house looking for some help and knocked the door. The door was opened by old burgher.

Bus driver:
Sorry to disturb you, sir, but my bus is broken down. And I need to deliver all these jews to Auschwitz. Could you help me, please?

Old burgher: But how can I help you? I have only small microwave oven here.