Female Elephant In Pain From Stepping On A Thorn, When A Male Mouse Appears....

Mouse says: "I'll remove the thorn if you let me have my way with you"

Elephant snickering says: "Sure, ok"

After removing the thorn, the mouse climbs up behind the elephant and starts thrusting, when just then a coconut falls out of a tree and hits the elephant on the head.

Elephant shouts: "OUCH!!"

Mouse grins and says: "Take it all bitch! "