An Old Man Was In Hospital. Lying In Bed, He Leaned Over To The Pretty Young Nurse Attending To Him And Whispered In Her Ear "Give Us A Kiss, Luv!"

"No!", replied the nurse

"Oh go on!", said the man

"No!", replied the nurse again

"Please!", begged the old man, "Just a quick peck on the cheek?"

"For the last time, no!", said the nurse, "I shouldn't even be wanking you off!"