A Man Is Sitting In A Bar Staring At His Drink,

when another man comes along and drinks it up. "Come on man, cheer up. Here, I'll buy you another drink."

The first man replies "No, I've just had a really bad day today.

First I woke up late because the power went off in my house so my alarm didn't go off, so I quickly rush to work badly dressed and without eating breakfast.

My boss is furious because I missed an important business meeting, so he fires me.

I walk back outside to the parking lot and find out that my car is stolen, so I wait some time until a taxi comes around.

After I step out of the taxi at my house, I realize I left my wallet and my phone in the seats, but when I turn around the car already drove away.

Next I find my wife in bed with the gardener, so that's how I end up in this bar and you come along and drink my poison."