Guy Goes To Prison...

So a guy goes to prison for the first time.

He is taken to his new cell and is terrified to see his cell mate, a huge brute of a man with tattoos of swastikas on his teeth.

He sees that the newcomer is intimidated by his appearance and says,

"Don't worry, I'm in for a white collar crime"

"Thank god, what did you do?"

"I brutally murdered a bus load of catholic priests"