A Guy Is Sitting At The Bar And Decides To Buy A Drink For The Woman A Few Stools Away

"I'd like to buy that douche-bag a drink," he says.

The bartender looks offended.

"Hey, don't talk about our customers like that." The guy apologizes. "I would like to buy that lady a drink."

The bartender goes up to the woman and says that guy wants to buy you a drink, what will you have?

"Vinegar and water," she replies.