Paddy The Irishman, Paddy The Scotsman, And Paddy The Englishman Were Hired To Carry A Bureau Up The Stairs For An Elderly Woman.

It was a very large and heavy bureau, and they were struggling. Paddy the Scotsman asked, "Where's Paddy the Irishman?" Paddy the Englishman replied, "Oh, he's inside the bureau, keeping the wire-coat hangers from rattling."