So A Police Officer Responds To A Call About A Gunshot And Upon Arrival Radios In.

"Er we have a granny here who shot her husband because he walked over the floor she just mopped. what should we do?"

the response: "Ok have you arrested her? and have the paramedics attended to the old man?"

Officer: "Not yet."

radio: "Why not?"

Officer: "The floor is still wet..."