When I Told My Grandfather About The Kid Who Got Suspended For Taking His Clock To School...

...he looked at the pictures of the kid's handiwork and promptly scoffed, crying out "Amatuer!", and then proclaimed, "Let me show you a REAL CLOCK!"

http://www.myflyertrains.org/AF_Catalogs/1951Catalog/AF_1951_catalog_page42.htm

No wonder things were so much more peaceful in the 1950s. Bully a kid just a little too far, he may just..."oooppps" the whole neighborhood...