A Proud New Dad Sits Down To Have A Drink With His Father

"Well son, now that you have a kid of your own, I think it's time I give you this"

"Dad you don't mean..."

"Yes son, I do" as he pulls out his copy of 1001 Dad Jokes, 5th Edition

"Dad... I'm honored..." He says, tears sparkling in his eyes.

"Hi honored," his father replies, "I'm dad"