A Catholic Priest, Orthodox Priest, And Rabbi Are Discussing Donations...

"First, we draw a circle around us, then we throw the money up" said the Catholic priest, "we keep whatever money falls inside the circle and we give the money that went outside to God."

"Interesting," said the Orthodox Priest, "we keep whatever money falls outside the circle and we give to God the money that fell inside."

"Yes," said the Rabbi, "it is also similar in Jewish tradition. We throw the money up, God keeps whatever he wants and we keep the rest."