[NSFW] We Need To Amputate It...

A man goes to a doctor. Man: Good morning. Doctor: What's the problem? The man whips out his dick. It is all red and swollen up. Doctor: We need to amputate it... Man: You're crazy! And the man leaves. He goes to a second doctor and the same thing happens. Finaly, at the third doctor... Man: Good morning! What is the problem? He again pulls out his dick. Man: Now tell me, do we need to amputate it? Doctor: No. Man: Oh thank Go- Doctor: It will fall off by itself.