A Blonde Is Walking In The Woods At Night And Hears Something Move But Cannot See What It Is..

The blonde shouts, "Whose there!?"

An owl replies, "Woo!"

She answers, "You! Who are you?"

The owl again replies, "Woo!"

She says again, "You! Who are you?"

The owl again replies, "Woo!"

She says again, "You! Who are you?"

The owl again replies, "Woo!"

She says again, "You! Who are you?"

The owl... Are you really still reading this?