The Bartender says,"So, I don't suppose you'd be needing a drink?" The blonde says,"I definitely do, after what just happened to me." The bartender says,"I'm so sorry. what happened?" The blonde says,"well, my boyfriend and I were just about to make love when out of nowhere the crazy bastard says ' I'm gonna pound my favorite bitch with my giant sausage.' So I grabbed them both and got the hell out of there!"
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