Cinderblock The Hippo

Three baby hippos and their mother were all standing together, talking. The first baby hippo asked, "Mom, why is my name Rose?"

The mother answered, "Because, when you were born, a rose fell onto your head."

The next asked, "Mom, why is my name Violet?"

The mother replied, "Because, when you were born, a violet fell onto your head."

The final made a few odd grunting noises, and splayed mucus everywhere.

The mother rolled her eyes and yelled, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"