Jokes! Just For Fun

But it turned out to be a bust.

A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting...

The man walks up to the gentleman and asks what the gentleman is drinking and the gentleman tells the man, "if you drink this special c...

Which is weird, considering it's a solid object.

Three brothers wanted to give their blind mom a birthday gift. The first got her a big beautiful house. The second got her a brand new lux...

Father: It means 'to be happy'.   Son: Are you gay?   Father: No, son. I have a wife.

Forbidden fruit.