Thursday, October 29, 2015

Deaf Genie

A man walks into a bar. Across the room he sees a little 1ft high man wearing a tiny tuxedo and playing a miniature grand piano. The guy asks the bartender What's up with the little guy? The bartender tells him theres a genie in the bathroom granting wishes. The guy heads to the bathroom and finds the genie who asks What is your wish? The guy thinks for a minute then wishes for world peace. POOF! The bathroom fills up with geese. The guy heads back to the bartender. Hey I think your genie is hard of hearing. The bartender laughs No shit! You don't think I wished for a 12" pianist do you?

0 comments:

Post a Comment