Farmer Max Gets A Visit By A Health Inspector....

The Inspector:"What do you feed your sheep ?"

Farmer Max:"The black ones or the white ones ?"

Inspector:"*The white ones. *"

Farmer Max:"Grass."

Inspector:"and the black ones ?"

Farmer Max:"Grass!"

Inspector:"Okayy,where do you keep them ?"

Farmer Max:"The black ones or the white ones ?"

Inspector:"*The white ones. *"

Farmer Max:"In that pen,overthere"

Inspector:"and the black ones ?"

Farmer Max:"I keep them there too."

A frustrated Inspector:"Why do you keep asking white ones or the black ones ?"

Farmer Max:"Because,the white ones are mine !"

Inspector:"and the black ones ?"

Farmer Max"So are they !"