An American And An Indian Board A Plane To LAX,

Indian sits next to American. American asks: What kind of "ian" are you? - What? - I said What kind of "ian" are you? - I don't understand your question. - Stupid! Are you Cambodian, Indian or Iranian? - Oh! I am Indian. 2 hours passed without a word. Indian asks: What kind of "key" are you? - What? - Are you a monkey, donkey, or Yankee?