How Jesus Was Named

Three wise men visit the baby child lying in the manger. As they step into the stable, the tallest one cracks his head on a low roofbeam. "Jesus Christ!" he exclaims, rubbing his forehead.

"Write that one down," Joseph says to Mary, "it sounds a hell of a lot better than Dave."

Note: this not mine, a friend told me this joke recently and this is how I think it goes