4 Best Friends Are At A Bar Together.

Four best friends are at a bar. While one of them is in the bathroom, one of the other three starts a conversation. "You know, I'm so proud of my son," He begins, "He started as a mechanic and had so many clients that for his best friend's birthday he bought him a Mercedes S Class."

One of the other guys says "Oh that's nothing, my son started as a pilot and made so much money that he bought himself, and his best friend a private jet!"

The third guy says "Oh yeah? Well, my son started as a construction worker and he made so much money that he bought his best friend a 5 story mansion for his birthday!"

The fourth friend returns and asks "What are you guys talking about?" One of the others replies "We're talking about how proud we are about our sons, what happened with yours?" The fourth friend says "He's a male stripper for a gay bar downtown." "Well aren't you disappointed with him for doing so little?" One of the others asks. "Oh no, last month for his birthday his 3 boyfriends bought him a car, a plane, and a mansion!"