10:30 PM No comments A Man Walks Up To A High Rise Roof Top Bar And Sees Another Gentleman Drinking.. Read more
8:30 AM No comments A Naked Blonde Walks Into A Bar With A Poodle Under One Arm And A 6ft Salami Under The Other. Read more
1:30 AM No comments So An Australian Wakes Up From His Coma In A Hospital After A Brutal Car Crash... Read more
8:30 PM No comments Someone Knocked On My Door And Asked If I Wanted To Donate To The Organization For Children With No Hands. Read more
6:00 AM No comments I've Recently Recalled Some Troubling Memories...as A Child I Was Sexually Abused... Read more
5:30 AM No comments An Englishman, Irishman And Scotsman All Sit Down At A Bar And Order A Beer... Read more
4:30 AM No comments There Was A Surprising Surge In Republican Support For Syrian Refugees Today Read more
3:30 AM No comments What Did The British Comedian Say When You Asked How His Chicken Came Out? Read more
10:00 PM No comments After Much Debate Comparing Early Black Communities To Modern During All These Officer Related Shootings Read more
5:00 PM No comments Just Saw A Couple Of Dudes Trying To Grab An Old Lady's Purse So I Ran Over To Help. Read more
1:30 PM No comments What's The Last Thing That Goes Through A Bug's Head As It Smacks Into A Car Windshield On The Highway? Read more
8:00 AM No comments My Wife Told Me I Should Go To The Gym With Her To Get In Shape, But I Suggested I Just Start With Skipping. Read more
6:30 AM No comments What Do You Call A Person With No Arms And No Legs In The Middle Of The Ocean? Read more
3:30 PM No comments [TIL] That In Medieval England, They Believed That In Witchs' Covens, After A Failed Bid For Power, The Loser Would Be Forced To Keep The Other Witch's Clothes Blackened Read more
3:00 PM No comments Three Stereotypical Ethnically Diverse Explorers Are Captured By Cannibals.. Read more
5:30 AM No comments If You Ever Have To Go Through Job Applications, Throw Half Of Them Away Randomly Read more
10:00 PM No comments Thanksgiving Dinner, My Niece Couldn't Stop Talking About Her New Boyfriend... Read more
6:00 PM No comments So The Other Day, My Friend Told Me That I Have No Idea What Irony Meant... Read more
2:30 PM No comments A Mexican Magician Says He Will Disappear On The Count Of Three. He Says, "Uno....dos....*poof*" Read more
1:30 PM No comments George Bush, An Old Man, A Lawyer And A Little Boy Are All On A Plane That Only Has Three Parachutes... Read more
8:30 AM No comments Let Me Clarify That I Am Not Racist. We Have A Black In My Family Tree. Read more
12:00 AM No comments I Was Sat In The Waiting Room, Absolutely Bricking It About My Son's Operation. Read more
1:00 PM No comments What Do You Call A Family In Which Everyone From Grand Parents To Grand Kids Smoke Weed? Read more
10:00 AM No comments Guys We Should Stop Saying These Mexican Jokes... (To Be Said After Few Mexican Jokes) Read more
8:00 AM No comments A Helicopter I Know Was Really Frustrated After Trying To Grow His Facial Hair Out Read more
12:30 PM No comments A Jew Walks Into A Wall With An Erection. Gets A Broken Nose. What Does An Asian Get? Read more
9:00 AM No comments A Blonde Is Walking In The Woods At Night And Hears Something Move But Cannot See What It Is.. Read more
12:00 AM No comments Why Did The Honeydew And The Watermelon Decide To Have A Big Family Church Wedding? Read more
7:00 PM No comments LPT: If Someone Is Stubbornly Blocking The Isle At The Supermarket With Their Shopping Cart THINK Before Trying To Ram Them. Read more
7:30 AM No comments If The Opposite Of "pro" Is "con", Then What's The Opposite Of "progress"? Read more
6:00 AM No comments I Once Asked An Irishman "Why Do The Irish Always Answer Questions With Another Question?" Read more
2:30 PM No comments A Surfer Tries To Tell His Spanish Teacher That An Aquatic Mammal Ate His Textbook. Read more
9:30 AM No comments As An African-American, Iam Shocked At How Many Black Holidays We Have Here. Read more
7:00 AM No comments Handed In An Assignment Late Today, Looks Like My Teacher Is Giving Black Friday Deals Too. Read more
2:30 AM No comments So Donald Trump Wants To Be President And Move Into The White House. Why Not? Read more
7:00 PM No comments Always Be Sure To Pay The Priest Who Performs The Exorcism On Your Property. Read more
6:00 PM No comments A Professor Of Mathematics And A Professor Of Physics Are In The Staff Room ... Read more
2:30 AM No comments What Is The Difference Between A Paul Blart Mall Cop Movie And A Mosquito? Read more
7:30 PM No comments I Went To The Library And Asked If They Had Any Books On Schrdinger's Cat And Pavlov's Dog. Read more
6:00 PM No comments What's The Difference Between Jared Fogle's Divorce And Other Divorces? Read more
6:30 AM No comments Back In Homer's Time It Was Thought That Ingesting Small Burrowing Mammals Would Cure You Of Any Injury. Read more
1:00 PM No comments A Horny Stonemason Began Attempting To Drill A Hole In My Back With His Penis. [NSFW] Read more
10:00 AM No comments For My Next Party Trick I'll Swallow Two Pieces Of String And An Hour Later They'll Come Out Of My Ass Tied Together.... Read more
7:00 AM No comments Monks Teach Peace And Harmony, But They Sure Do Seem To Like Resistance.. Read more
5:00 AM No comments A Man Was Eaten When He Attempted To Tell A Joke Directly To A Crocodile's Mouth. Read more
10:00 AM No comments Did You Hear About The Guy Who Was On Trial For Masturbating To Obscure Court Cases? Read more
8:30 AM No comments I Have A Friend From Armenia Who Disagrees With Everything I Say Just For The Heck Of It. Read more
