An Englishman, A Scotsman And A Irishman Are Running From The Sheriff...

They turn a corner and see three large empty sacks. Quickly, they each hide inside one.

The sheriff and his deputy turn the corner and see the three sacks on the ground. The sheriff dismounts and kicks the first sack.

"Meow," says the Englishman.

"It's just a cat," the sheriff says and kicks the second bag

"Woof," says the Scotsmen.

"It's just a dog," the sheriff says and finally kicks the last bag.

The Irishman says "potatoes."