Peter Pan, The Jimmy Story

Once upon a time... When homosexuality was classified as gay. Little Jimmy awoke only to find another random man in his bed... Nude. He found a strange attraction and started to get....... ..... Started to get an erection... He couldn't in the slightest bit understand what it was about this 1 man, but this man was the 1. The way his over sized shlonge hung down the side, and how hard it got when he slowly licked from the base to the tip. The other man awoke with a "the fuck?" Then looked down and smiled a nasty grin....... .... nasty grin. It was SUCH a turn on, and the man knew it. The man grabbed Jimmys hair and slammed his massive cock into his mouth, hearing a gurgle sound he let off, but not by much. Slamming and yanking his head up and down, faster and faster. Jimmys throat started to burn but he was happy to do it for this man alone! Feeling it cumming (see what I did there ;D) he braced himself as his hips forced up. A dark "uhhhh!" Came from deep below as Jimmys mouth was flooded with Jizz, so much that he almost gagged........ Gagged.... Jimmy couldn't help himself but to spit it out immediately. All the goop spilling out on his shlonge and pubes. Feeling a slight embarrassment he started licking it off his dick and pulling it out of his pubes with his teeth. Not spitting out the few that stayed in his mouth, he then swallowed it, pubes and all! A slight disgust filled his stomach, but he was ok. It then occurred to him "oh shit! Does he have the HIVA-CLAPA-ARIA!?!?" But the man read his mind and assured him he was clean. As the man put his cock away and stood up to leave Jimmy had to ask "What is your name?" The man smirked and said "the names Pan....... Peter... Pan...." As Peter walked out the door and slid his gay green hat on he stood a faggot pose and then....... Flew off to never land..... Never land........ The next day Jimmy woke up from a raging boner that wouldn't subside. Giving up "fuck it" he climbed out of bed and poured a bowl of dick flavored Cheerios. He sat down on his couch and turned on NBC. The headline "MORE BULLSHIT IN SYRIA" ran across the top of the screen, then on the small scroll said "new information... Bush Did 9/11" and then... "BREAKING NEWS!!! New reports claim that child molester Michael Jackson has been dressing up in a (gay) Peter Pan costume and forcing (gay) "young people" to do sexual acts to him. If you know anything of this please tell local authorities, if you have been abused by Michael please burn your mouth." Jimmy then climbed to the crest of the valley, pulled his dick out and belly flopped 20 stories onto his dick which exploded and covered all of Candy Land in Jizz.

The End...

P.S. PCP is an awesome drug baby (wink wink)