A Man Was Breaking Up With His Girlfriend

Man: "I'm breaking up with you, I don't want to be in this relationship anymore."

Woman: "Fine! But I would have to take back the watch, the car, and the ring I gave you."

Man: "Then I'll take the blood I gave you, when you were at the hospital!"

Woman: (takes tampon and threw it at the man's face) There, I'll pay you monthly!