Q: If Your Wife Is Shouting At The Front Door And Your Dog Is Barking At The Back Door, Who Do You Let In First? A: The Dog -- At Least He'll Quiet Down After You Let Him In.

Q: If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first?

A: The dog -- at least he'll quiet down after you let him in.