A Police Stops A Speeding Man.

Reminds me of a classic joke: A traffic cop pulls over a man on the highway. He asks for his License. "I haven't got one, what with my constant drunk driving arrests." The cop is somewhat taken back, but proceeds to ask for registration. "It's in the glove box next to the gun." "You have a gun in the car?" "Yes I used it to shoot the owner." "You shot somebody?!" "YUP. Body's in the trunk." "THERE'S A DEAD BODY IN THE CAR??!!! HOLD ON I NEED BACKUP." A half-hour later, reinforcements have arrived and a senior officer cautiously approaches the car. "Sir, what is your name?" "It's right here on my License." He hands the cop his License. The cop then asks that he slowly open the glovebox, and to his surprise finds it empty. The driver shows his registration and confirms that it is his car. The bewildered cop asks him to pop the trunk. Sure enough, no dead body. "Alright, I'm confused. The stopping officer said that you didn't have a License, stole the car, murdered the owner and stashed his body in the trunk." "Oh really. Did that liar also say I was speeding?