A Trucker Is Driving Down The Road When A Cop Pulls Out Behind Him...

The cop pulls him over and walks up to the cab. "What was that you just swallowed?" he asks. "Did I just see you take some dope?" "No, sir," says the trucker. "Sure wasn't any dope." "Well, what did you just swallow then?" "Well, it was a birth control pill." "What?!? What for?" "Well, as soon as I saw you pull out, I knew I was gonna be fucked!"